“Wow! your kid sister looks hot, why not let her come too!”

“Thats a great looking dress! my ex had one just like it”

“I am going to pop into the supermarket,—Coke and milkshakes are much cheaper than at the cinema complex”

“Trust me the starters in this eating house are a rip off”

“If we bump into my ex, put your arms around me and kiss me hard.”

I like to go to XXX because thats where all my friends hang out.”

“When the show is over how would you like to go to the Sports bar and watch the big match live.”

“Can we use your card to pay, mine has been declined,—I will bring the cash round when i next see you.”

” Your are the first graduate l have gone out with, l find them too geeky and sexually backward.”

” would you like to come to my place for a joint before we go out, l cannot handle stuffy places if l am straight.”

” do you mind if l lay the back seats down, its a hassle doing it in the dark, when we park up later.”

” Your mom has a big butt, l hope yours isnt going to go the same way.”

“You have to meet my mother, if she does not like you, she will try to stop me seeing you again.”

“can you put on something less sexy, l do not want to have to spend the night watching men stare at you.”

“Have you ever considered a three-some?”